What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 01:38

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
If there exists a “New York of Australia”, is it Sydney or Melbourne?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
How do I become mentally strong?
Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
Dr No
Octopussy
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
What are 10 interesting facts about you?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
From Russia With Love
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
Why do a lot of autistic people not know how to style their hair?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…